Clearly, the elephant in the room here is that I haven’t updated this blog for AGES (read: 5 months). But, then, two oddly coincidental events happened within the past several days that reminded me how much I truly miss writing, and, well, here I am. So about those two events…
Last Friday, I was reminded that I’d submitted an article to an alumni magazine about my video-making experience at Khan Academy last summer (I somehow ended up talking more about my frustrations-turned-into-thoughtful-criticism of medical education, but that’s for another time…) when I received an e-mail about putting the finishing touches on it. So, I started reading through it (simultaneously trying hard to recall myself writing it since it was really THAT long ago…) and I was overcome with a nostalgic feeling of writing all those blog posts I’d gotten through my first year of medical school with. Not nearly as polished as that article, of course. But that all-too-familiar raw, spirited, and creative tone (if I do say so) was still there.
Since boards’ studying quickly resumed its hold on my life after that transient revelation, I didn’t think about it again until I happened to find myself on Michelle Au’s blog. And to my surprise, there was a massive addition of new entries – surprising, I say, because, she self-admittedly hadn’t updated her blog in nearly half a year. So, I made the next logical conclusion: if she can make a blogging comeback after half a year, maybe I’ll follow suit. No pressure or anything.
For this entry, I actually got a little inspiration from one of Michelle Au’s old blog posts (read: from her medical school days). This blog post caught my eye because I vaguely remembered learning about the Tredelenburg gait way back in Ortho, but not enough to remember what it actually was (reassuringly, she didn’t either). And then I read her post and couldn’t stop cracking up. Experiencing the “blurred lines” between medical school and real life must be some rite of passage because I’m pretty sure I have an endless bucket list of stories along those lines that sum up second year quite well…
1. Hematology & Oncology Microscope Lab
Classmate: “Whoa, my red blood cells look weird…”
Me: “Really! Let me see [looking under microscope]. Those kind of look like spur cells…”
Classmate: “What are spur cells?”
Me: “You know, um…” [picturing the textbook photo in my mind without remembering the caption – typical – as I pull out my smartphone] “…like these!” [pulling up a Wiki page for “spur cells“]
Classmate: “What? It says I have liver problems. Wait [look of terror], what?”
Me: “Um, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…”
Classmate: “Well, maybe it’s because…”
Me: “No, I’m pretty sure it’s just…”
Classmate: “So basically, I have liver disease. Good to know.”
Being the detective she is, my friend and I ultimately concluded that it could have been (was) an artifact. Also, the fact that our lab instructor wasn’t at all concerned should have clued us into our complete ridiculousness. Moral of the story: don’t self-diagnose. It’s a scary path. Especially when you’re sleep-deprived and know more about names of diseases than actual pathophysiology.
2. Patient-Doctor II
I’ve lucked out with pretty friendly patients this year. They’ve all been accommodating to my “evolving” physical exam skills. Especially the time when I went to take the blood pressure and couldn’t hear Korotkoff sounds. Feeling too embarrassed to ask my patient to take his blood pressure for the third time, I smiled awkwardly, saying how my stethoscope wasn’t working or something and continued with the exam only to realize later that I WAS WEARING MY STETHESCOPE EAR PIECE THE WRONG WAY. Which, apparently, does matter. And I’m pretty sure my patient knew, too. He was just being nice.
3. The daily ominous feeling about not being prepared for STEP 1…
I felt somewhat relieved today when our renal course director broke out into a goofy version of “Sweet Caroline” with lyrics about the kidney and tangentially mentioned how she took a practice STEP 1 exam and it “blew her mind” or something along the lines of “I feel you”. But, that doesn’t change the fact that it is a required “rite of passage” into the world of medicine and that it is in less than THREE months away. Which means, my blogging comeback will be a very, VERY slow endeavor indeed — but I digress.
Returning to this theme of feeling incompetent for a large part of the time, I’ll be the first to acknowledge that studying for the boards is a daily practice of feeling really incompetent. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ve come to this conclusion with optimism (look how much I’m learning! …followed by an encouraging “a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step” self pep talk) vs. pessimism (how the HELL will I remember all of this?), but sometimes in the never-ending hours of turbo-charged studying, I, too, wonder in the words of medical student M. Au:
Do I even have a real life outside of my school life? I go to school. I live at school. Not a day passes that I don’t spend the majority of my time doing something school related. And it’s starting to grate on me. It makes me feel like I’m becoming a boring person. I feel like all the reasons that I’d been accepted to this medical school, all the interesting, unique things about me, are becoming totally whitewashed in this all-consuming quest to learn all the things I’m going to need to know to be a doctor. And it bugs me. It bugged me that I couldn’t spend one night out and relax without being reminded about having to go home and study my ass off anew.
But, you know what the funny part is? I’ve also come to the conclusion that we all have selective amnesia. The stressors of first year are worlds away even though it felt like a mountain of stress a year ago. “It will pass…” is the sentiment that many of us are using to propel ourselves through this final stretch of our pre-clinical lives. And, though corny as it is, I think we all have each other to know that our “boring selves” are not that boring if we can still put up with each other (and, as a side note that probably deserves its own blog post — the great part about feeling a certain level of incompetence (I think) is that I end up forcing myself to go outside my comfort zone, to ask more questions, and, usually, end up learning a thing or two…).
I’m glad I took a break to write that all down because…who knows? Maybe some random medical student in the future will be comforted by the unspoken feeling of incompetency (which I hope that I have self-evidently left unspoken no more) that makes every medical student question their sanity once in a while. Until, of course, we are constantly re-charged by those moments of “aha” understanding, application, and camaraderie that make it all worth it.
As I said (invoking a legendary phrase from one of my good Wellesley friends) to the casual “what’s up” of a hall mate today – “Oh you know. Just living the dream.” To which my hall mate responded sarcastically, “Right, because studying in the late hours of the night is ‘living the dream’ …” Though I wouldn’t put it past myself to say that I do enjoy studying to some degree…maybe it is. Albeit, in a sometimes unapparent and slowly self-revealing way, I am living the dream. One day at a time.